[The feed opens with a rather small girl staring directly at the camera. If you new kids bother to notice, you'll notice her eyes are entirely white with a hint of green where the iris usually is and that she's not focused on anything. She's blind.

Slightly bored sounding:]How many new kids did we get this round? Whatever. I'm Toph, and my partner ( Read more... )

[On the screen is a mouse. A giant , dressed mouse, but still a mouse. He’s smiling into the camera.]You know, I see a lot of people on the network here calling this place a bit weird, but I don’t really see it all that much. Sure, everyplace has “Death” or something like it in it’s name, but considering I’ve seen a world with a walking skeleton ( Read more... )

[ The screen turns on with some urgency; the city's favorite dog girl looks a little panicked as she speaks. ]

I need someone who knows what to do with a duckling! [ There's a slight crackling sound. ] Because I think I'm about to be a mommy! Or a duck mommy, or what do they even call ducks' mommies anyway ( Read more... )

[Ryuuren is sitting in what appears to be one of the apartments in Casualty Communal. There was a whole pineapple on his head. Make of that what you will.]

It seems music is a vital part of this holiday, so I bring to you, fair denizens of Death City, a song. I call it, "In the Middle of Winter it Snows in the Desert."

[Did you know? Olden day ( Read more... )

[The feed opens to a dark room, with the communicator fallen over onto its side. Those with better night vision may be able to see a huddled figure tossing and turning on the bed, no doubt having accidentally knocked over the communicator by her bed by accident ( Read more... )

[When the feed turns on the only thing you'll see is a black screen, blank but for the sound of harsh breathing, a stifled sob. Then there's a sense of the camera being jostled as the hand that's been pressing against the sensitive face of the communication mirror is lifted, bringing the pervading darkness with it. The view is still dark, the ( Read more... )

[Again, Toph is unamused]

There's a tree the size of a flying bison in the lobby. Why is there a tree the size of a flying bison in the lobby?

[The only thing on screen is a long sword before Toph steps into the screen. She’s grinning]

Hey guys, check out my new Weapon. This is Temeraire. For those of you who don't know him, he's a dragon.

[Temeraire being who he is, decided it was only proper to give his own salutation seeing as not many people have really seen his weapon form ( Read more... )

--ings like this do not get easier with time, aru!

[hello, network. there's a vaguely dramatic, mostly grumpy voice mutter-yelling into the mic, though if you recognize the voice, you're probably able to tell that it's not really that angry. actually, surprisingly, it might be a bit... happy ( Read more... )